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Google Me@!~

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Go to Google and search the phrase. Please include the double quotation marks “…” Tag friends. Please use your REAL 1st name. Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

e.g: "jiji needs"

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search: "Jiji needs”
A: "All Jiji needs to do is tell herfriend that certain people were involved in Ichi's childhood trauma and mayhem rapidly ensues." -- Wait up, who is Ichi anyway???

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search: “Jiji looks like”
A: "Jiji looks like a child caught with her hands in the chocolate, totally guilty"-- aku nak rephrase in the chocolate jadik.. in her hubby's boxer.. >=P~

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search: “Jiji says”
A: "Jiji says her products are better than the branded ones in the supermarket." --I dont sell my 'product' laa, especially in the supermarket@!~

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search: “Jiji wants”
A: "Who Jiji is unclear, but he controls Ichi, a child-like killing machine who is tricked into killing people that Jiji wants dead" -- Oouh Ichi is a child-like killing machine. Hurmm.

Q: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search: “Jiji does”
A: "Jiji does a drama of being concerned for the welfare of the family." --fitnah neh.

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search: “Jiji hates”
A: "Jiji hates television." -- Indeed.

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search: “Jiji asks”
A: "JIJI ASKS... Hi, I have a question. I am 22, from Turkey. I feel from the age of 4 that I love little boys and think about having sex" -- No comment

Q: Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search: “Jiji goes”
A: "Jiji Goes Wild Part 2" -- Aku rasa Part 1 dah box office agaknya hur hur hur@!~

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search: “Jiji likes”
A: "Jiji likes to play with boxes" -- not really.

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search: “Jiji eats”
A: "jiji eats ice cream all the time thats why she has pneumonia" -- No laar@!~. Thats whay she's still fat.

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search: “Jiji wears”
A: "Jiji wears Prada" -- I wish.

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search: “Jiji was arrested for”
A: Takde jawapan yang make sense.. pasal jiji mostly is a cat.

Q: Persons jiji wanna tag; (not from Google)
A: You.
 
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